Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Problem With Sleeping

Every night before I go to bed, I spend between 15 and 30 minutes trying to kill all the mosquitoes in my bedroom so they won't eat me while I am asleep. After I finish killing them with my electric racket, I spend several minutes sweeping up all their dead bodies off the floor. Usually I kill at least 25 during this time.

Every morning I wake up with at least 5 new mosquito bites.

I hate mosquitoes.

Last night when I went to bed, it was 93 degrees in my bedroom.

Sleeping is a problem.

2 comments:

Tamara said...

can you get some of that sticky fly tape?
would that even work?
or how about a citronella candle?

Laura said...

i hate mosquitoes too.
i tagged you. perhaps that will take your mind off the sticky heat and the bugs.